24.   "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
- Walt Emerson

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23.  "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."  - Wendell Johnson

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 22.  "Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." - Jules Renard

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21.  "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain
 

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 20.  "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought."   - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi 

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 19.  "I find television very educating. Every time somebody  turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."   - Groucho Marx

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 18.  "The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive." - John Sladek

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17.  "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost

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16.  "Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
- Sir Winston Churchill

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15.    A sign seen at refueling point:   "WARNING Do not operate any radio transmitter within 100 metres of the pumps.   If your life is not worth anything..... the fuel is!"  - Anon. 

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14.     "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills  the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."   - Rick Polito, Marin Independent Journal's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" 

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13.  "He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met."   - Abraham Lincoln   

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12.   "I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you  like some fries with that?'"   - Jay Leno 

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 11.  "Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible." - Margaret Mead 

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 10.  "Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship."    - Harry S. Truman 

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9.  "Men who never get carried away should be."   - Malcolm Forbes 

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 8.  "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - Abraham Lincoln

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7.  "The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." -  Elizabeth Taylor

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6.  " It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarzkopf

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5.  "I have learned that whenever you are leading a horse, one of you are being trained.  It is better if it is the horse."   -  T. Neil

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4.  "We're gonna have one and it's gonna be great."   -   Derek Blackshare    (If you don't understand this one, ask our member Derek Blackshare for an explanation.)

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3.  "Learn to love your work and you'll never have to 'work' again."    -  S. Truett Cathy

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2.  "First secure an independent income, then practice virtue." - Greek Proverb

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1.  "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein